Father’s Day Shennanigans

Father’s Day is fast approaching, have you prepared for the big day? Whether you’re treating Dad to a breakfast, showering him with gifts or catching up with him at night over a couple of beers, we’ve got you covered.

To celebrate Dad’s day, here’s to all the terrible jokes he cracks on the regular!

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating?
They have no body to go with

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto

What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing, it just waved.

Have you heard all of these before from your old man? Try them out on dad this Father’s Day and see if the student has become the master!

Still don’t have any gifts prepared for Dad? Enter our Facebook joke competition today to win a Father’s Day mug! Or book in for dinner at Silver Spoon for the big day!